Apparently Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are happier than ever! So happy, actually, that they got ahold of an issue of InTouch Weekly that reported the two had split.
The article also alleged that Ashton had some menacing "dark secret" and that Mila had taken the kids. Lucky for us, the adorable couple got ahead of the article and the rumors by creating their own video and posting it on Instagram. Watch below:
Take THAT, tabloids!